
everybody pray that the rock gods send a new hot punk boy to my school that plays in a band and bonds with me over my obviously great music taste thnks amen hallelujah
oh the weather outside is frightful
but the internet is so delightful
since we’ve no place to go
let it scroll let it scroll let it scroll
Oh it doesn’t show signs of stopping
But my dear, we’re still reblogging
Since there’s nowhere we’d rather go
let us scroll let us scroll let us scroll
no i’m not crying some of my punk rock just fell out of my eyes

I bought condoms today at walmart so the cashier would be like Wow your probably a really cool guy because your buying condoms which means you probably have a girlfriend. But in actuality I’m very lonely with no girlfriend and now I’m blowing up the condoms like a balloon until they pop and crying because it startles me everytime it pops.